
Red Neck Hot Dog Roasting
Since moving to Kentucky, I have had to attempt to understand rednecks. No my Tina is not a redneck (thank God!) but it seems that a lot of people around here proudly consider themselves rednecks. While I do live out in the country, we really are not that far from a progressive town (ok so Lexington is not that progressive compared to NYC or LA). Living in a small town has its advantages – there are fewer stop lights, no malls, and ummm…thats about it. This place would suck if you were not married to a beautiful woman like I am. However, I do work with some rednecks who can field dress a deer right there in the middle of the road after they hit it with their car. How much more redneck can it get?
Of course there is this:
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE STAYING IN A REDNECK MOTEL?
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, ‘Go ahead’.
Of course you need to know that, even the rednecks here in northern Kentucky (yes grasshopper, the people here divide Kentucky into Northern, Southern, Eastern and Western Kentucky), attempt to distance themselves from the real rednecks in the southern and eastern parts of this state. So how redneck you are is all relative (no pun intended!).
TWO REASONS WHY IT’S HARD TO SOLVE A REDNECK MURDER:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
I wonder how redneck I am gonna get in the next few years. Hopefully, I will not turn into a redneck biker. (my apologies to those who consider themselves a redneck biker).
BEAR HUNTING
Two redneck hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a side read “BEAR LEFT” so they went home.
Ride Safe and Ride Hard!
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